Category Archives: Satire

@ONSTEDNews: Private school lends helping hand to poor neighbours

In the wake of suggestions from the head of ONSTED that private schools must do more to help their state-funded counterparts, the elite St … Coontinued in ONSTED: Alternative Education News @ONSTEDNews: Private school lends helping hand to poor neighbou…

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@ONSTEDNews: Disseminating and embedding bullshit

ONSTED: Alternative Education News @ONSTEDNews: Disseminating and embedding bullshit: a sustainabl…

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@ONSTEDNews: ‘How I turned around a failing school.’ Interview …

Carol Knutsford became Britain’s most successful head teacher when she took over the failing Cheddar Brook School (now the JD Wetherspoon Ac… Continued in ONSTED: Alternative Education News @ONSTEDNews: ‘How I turned around a failing school.’ Interview …:

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Co-Constructing the Curriculum

Originally posted on Making Learners Extraordinary ™:
Education is essentially a transaction. Yet, there are many kinds of transaction. Consider, for instance, the transaction between a diner and a waitress about a potential tip. This is a master-servant transaction; the waitress…

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@ONSTEDNews: Teachers invited to retrain as troops

Many ex-teachers find themselves in prison, in mental institutions or on the streets. Finding the readjustment to civilian life difficult, … Continued in ONSTED: Alternative Education News @ONSTEDNews: Teachers invited to retrain as troops with Cannon …:

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@ONSTEDNews: Warring educational factions agree a truce

A surprise truce has been reached between progressive and traditionalist educators during the 7 th annual Learning and Skills Conference a… Continued in Warring educational factions agree a truce

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@ONSTEDNews: ‘We hate poor people’ admit top universities

ONSTED: Alternative Education News @ONSTEDNews: ‘We hate poor people’ admit top universities: Britain’s top universities have called an amnesty on pretending that they want to admit more poor people. Pryce Fairchild, spokesperson f…

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