Fake Headteacher: Behaviour – Newsletter No.11

Fake Headteacher

Dear Staff,

It’s been a while since I have written a newsletter. I have been very busy downloading school policies that I have simply added our school name to and passed them off as my own.

I would like to address some of the behaviour problems we no longer have in our school.

We used to have behaviour issues but since I introduced my complicated behaviour flow chart, children are no longer sent to my room. Below, is the scaled down version. The original one is six pages long. Please remember, if you can’t control extreme behaviour on a daily basis, I will put you on a coaching program.

If you send me a child because you need a break from the disruption and urgently require me to give them a rollicking, I will simply send them back after ten minutes. I’m sure you understand how busy I am. However…

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